You have reached Kim's blog. She is unavailable right now because she is currently going insane. You see, her children have decided to drive her to the brink of insanity and are taunting her at the edge. You know, the fighting, the being sick, the needieness, the clinginess...yep, she's almost gone.
If she doesn't fall over the edge, she'll be back with you soon. She is desperately looking for those brownies and ice cream that will bring her back. Send reinforcements please.