It was an average morning in my household. We were getting the children ready for school. Packing up bags, fixing hair, and filling stomachs to ensure a great day of learning.
When out of nowhere, the Piano bench my daughter was sitting on shoved a piece of it's self into my leg.
Exhibit A:
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| A 1/2 inch piece of Piano Bench freshly torn off |
Exhibit B:
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| Half of the Splinter that was extracted from my leg |
Exhibit C:
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| My leg after the splinter was removed using needles and a coring device. |
Exhibit D:
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| Injury to scale |
So, I tell you this as your friend. Beware of old piano benches. You never know when they are going to get an attitude and want to hitch a ride in your leg.
This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by the hole in my leg and the limp in my walk.
6 comments:
Ouch! I mean, mega ouch!!
I was walking down the hallway the other day, minding my own business, when the wall jumped out and bit me! What is this world coming to? Sorry you got hurt!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
That's no love right there.
Yowch! Is the bench seeking negative attention?
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